Even though I’m married to your daughter, I enjoy being with you more. They say the older the berry, the sweeter the juice. Of course, I’m better than her. Sometimes I wish I were the one married to you, not my daughter. I feel like she doesn’t really know how to keep a man or nurture a man. You are more of a woman than she is, and I want to be with you always. I don’t want to spend the few free hours we have talking about my wife. Let’s get lunch and go home.

Yes, of course.

Okay, sir. You wanted chicken soup, and your mother wanted rice and stew.

Who are you calling his mother? Is something wrong with you? Face your work and stop flirting with my man.

That girl knew exactly what she was doing by calling me your mother. What insolence.

Bonita, calm down. Okay, forget about it.

Okay, Mommy, what kept you and Fei so long? I even fell asleep waiting for both of you.

My daughter, you know we had to get those herbs and products from Mama Nkemchi. Plus, traffic was terrible. And Fei said he had to shower. The poor boy drove so well today. He’s a good driver, and you are such a lucky wife. Please treat him well.

Okay. Yes, Fei is such a nice man. I’m really lucky, Mommy.

Darling, I missed you today. You and my mom took so long at the market. What happened?

What do you mean, what happened? Weren’t you the one who wanted those herbs so badly? So why are you questioning me?

Okay, you don’t have to bite my head off over it. I only asked a question, please.

Well, the question was silly. I’m too tired for this. I’m going to sleep.

Fei makes me feel alive. I don’t mind being in the shadows because I’m still enjoying all the benefits.

Let’s hurry to the market and make the soup your husband likes. There isn’t any more foodstuff.

Is that what you want to wear to the market? Isn’t that skirt too short?

And whose business is that? Like they say, if you have it, flaunt it. I have beautiful legs, so I’m going to show them off. Or are you saying I’m too old?

It’s okay, Mommy. Please, let’s go. No matter what I say, I know you’re always going to turn it into me saying you’re too old.

Yes, of course. Please, let’s go already. Time is going.

This meat is too small. Make it bigger, please. Can’t you see I’m not a small person? I need fresh meat to maintain this fresh body.

I know I will sell well for you because you are so beautiful. So fine.

Madam, isn’t this skirt too small for you? Women nowadays don’t know their age anymore. Please wear a longer skirt, do you hear?

You must be crazy. And who are you shaming with those ugly, unflattering clothes?

At least I dress my age, unlike you, old mama. It’s advice, so you better take it.

Look at this poverty-stricken fool. Get out of my way fast. You had better mind your business.

That’s how that ugly woman said I’m too old to wear this. Imagine the nonsense. I had to tell her my mind before she could insult me further.

You see why I told you about the skirt? I mean, it’s the market. Next time, you will listen to me.

My friend Cynthia is coming today to see me. Then we’ll go out for lunch and relax.

That friend of yours, is she married? If she’s still single, please cut her off.

Please, Mom, enough of that talk. So what if she’s single?

Listen, it’s for your own good. Don’t you know it’s her type that will try to seduce and steal your husband?

She’s not like that. She’s very responsible and such a good friend to me.

I have said my piece.

Cynthia, I have missed you so much. I hope it wasn’t stressful getting here.

Babe, your house is beautiful. How is everything with you and your husband?

My dear, we are fine. My mom is living with us now.

Why is your mom living with you?

She said she’s lonely and wants to be close to us for a while.

But you just got married. She should give you two space to enjoy your home. She might start causing problems for you too, don’t you think?

I don’t think so. She and my husband are very close, and they get along quite well. It’s actually going well.

How close are they, please? It’s okay if they get along, but please don’t let her get too close. There should be boundaries at least.

It’s okay. I know you aren’t too fond of my mom, but she’s still my mommy. She can be overbearing at times, but she means well.

I have said my own. Just be careful.

It’s okay. Let me use the restroom. I’ll be back.

Good day, ma. How are you doing?

Don’t you know that when you’re coming to the house of a married friend, you have to dress appropriately? Have you no shame?

There’s nothing wrong with my outfit.

Of course, you won’t see anything wrong when your motive is to seduce Fei and keep him for yourself. Useless thing.

This old dusty woman must be crazy. I don’t know why you are suddenly insulting me, but don’t ever try it again in your life. Look at you. I feel so sorry for your daughter for having a swine like you as her mother.

This old woman’s head is not correct. If you try me again, I will deal with you. Go to your own house and allow your daughter to enjoy her home, instead of coming here and causing chaos.

But Mommy, you insulted her first. Listen, she already sent me a text. Why are you bent on driving all my friends away? You’ve been doing this since I was small. You have to stop.

So this is what you have to say after she insulted me?

That’s your business. Please, I’m tired.

Oh, really? I’m going to bring lunch to Fei today. From there, I’ll visit my friend Mama Ketchi. See you later.

That’s your business. Please, I’m tired.

Oh, really? I’m going to bring lunch to Femi today. From there, I’ll visit my friend Mama Ketchi. See you later.

My love, I’m so happy to see you. And you brought food. That’s so thoughtful.

You know I have to take care of my man since that wife of yours isn’t capable.

Did anything happen between you two?

She was so rude to me, all because I advised her about her friend who might lead her astray. She belittled me. Listen, you have to punish her.

It’s fine. I’ll handle it when I get home. Let’s enjoy the lunch you brought first.

Okay, don’t be upset, baby. Just make sure she cries very well tonight.

Do you only come back from work so we can argue? What is all this nonsense?

Is that why you had to talk to your mother in such a rude manner? After everything she does to keep this home together. She cooks, she cleans, and what do you do? Lazy girl.

Me? Lazy? You must have lost your mind.

I’m leaving for an urgent business trip, and I won’t be back for about a week.

You must be joking.

I’m definitely serious. Use this free time to think about your life and how to improve it because right now, it just shows how unreliable you are. You had better grow up.

Mom, what do you mean you’re traveling to the village? I just told you my husband left for a business trip, and now you want to leave as well?

My dear, it’s not like that. It’s just for a short while. I’ll be back soon, okay? My taxi is waiting outside.

It’s okay. Safe trip.

Something is not right here. I can feel it, but there’s no one to talk to. My husband has been distant, and my mother hasn’t been the best person to talk to about personal things. Two of the most important people in my life were living with me, yet I feel so lonely and unhappy.

Femi, you’re a bad boy. I love this place. It’s time to enjoy ourselves.

Yes, I’m glad you like it. Anything for you.

I hope your wife won’t see us here. You know, it’s the same city.

She rarely goes anywhere. Just relax and let us have a good time.

Okay. This place is so beautiful. Thank you, Fei, for choosing me. I love you so much.

I love you too. I will never leave you.

I needed this walk today, but it’s late already, and I don’t have my phone or money with me. I really need to get back home.

Here, take this umbrella. You might catch a cold.

Okay. I didn’t ask for your help. Please take your umbrella and leave me alone.

Are you lost or something? Do you know where you are? Look, no matter the problem, it can be solved. I know we don’t know each other, but you look so sad. Let me buy you a hot dinner. You might feel better.

Um, okay, fine. Let’s go.

I have to say, I really like it here. I feel better already.

I’m so glad you’re feeling better. Come on, eat your food. Enjoy yourself.

Okay. Wow, you’re so funny. You literally made my night, and thank you for walking me home. I truly appreciate it.

It’s fine. I really enjoyed your company tonight. My name is Benson. I’m thirty years old, and I own a mechanic shop, but only for vintage cars.

That’s cool. My name is Sarah. I’m an artist. I paint a lot, although I haven’t painted anything in a long time. I’m married, and yes, that’s about it.

A painter? That’s amazing. I hope you can paint my portrait one day. I hope we can be friends.

Sure, we can be friends. I have to go now.

Take my card. Please call me if you need anything. I’m always here to listen and talk.

Okay. Good night, Sarah.

What an evening. I feel so much better, and I haven’t felt like this in a while. I really like Benson, but I can’t like him too much. I can never betray my husband. Let me go shower and sleep. I’m tired.

I feel so alive today. I must admit, Benson left a lasting impression on me. But I really have to be careful. I can only be a friend to him and nothing more.

Hi, Benson. It’s me. Hey, do you recognize my voice? Wow, that’s great. Listen, I was thinking of having lunch at that Chinese restaurant. Do you want to come with me?

Okay, fine. I’ll text you.

Sarah, thank you for calling. I really appreciate it. I really prayed you would call back.

Yes, I wanted to see you too. So tell me, what’s your story? Are you seeing someone?

I’m single. I haven’t been in a serious relationship for a while now, and I really want to settle down and have a family of my own.

That’s great. Don’t be in a rush, though. Marriage isn’t always what people make it out to be.

Trouble in paradise?

Most times, I feel like a stranger in my own home. My mom lives with us, and I do love her, but I feel like she and my husband get along so well that sometimes I feel left out. I feel so lonely in my own home. When you first saw me that evening, I was so sad, and I needed to clear my head. I’m so sorry if this is too much.

No, it’s okay. Please don’t ever bottle up your feelings, okay? You should try to talk with both your husband and your mom. If she has to leave so that you two can spend quality time together, then so be it. Don’t be sad.

Okay. Thank you, Benson. I’ll do just that. It’s getting late. I have to go.

Wait, let me drop you off.

Okay. Thank you.

Wow, what a fun night.

Cynthia, why are you calling me at this time of the night? Wait, slow down. Where are you? Okay, I’m coming right now to meet you.

Cynthia, what is it? You sounded so serious on the phone. What happened?

Babe, I’m sorry. I just had to call you.

Just tell me what’s wrong.

I can’t. Not now.

Look, whatever it is, you can say it. Are you in some kind of trouble? Tell me already. I’m starting to panic.

I just saw something. You know what? Come, let’s hide behind this black car.

Why are we hiding behind the car?

Fei, my love, this getaway with you has been so nice. I wish we could stay here forever.

Yes, darling. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I just wish Sarah wasn’t in the picture. How long do I have to stay in the shadows while she bears your name? I want more for myself.

It’s okay, Bonita. We already agreed to this. Let’s just enjoy this.

Okay, let’s just go home.

I’ll drop you off. Then I’ll come back tomorrow morning. You should know what to tell your daughter.

Of course. Thank you so much, my love. Let’s go.

What is this? My husband and my own mother are having an affair. How? I’m so confused.

I saw them with my own eyes when I was at the hotel reception. This is so disgusting. I’m so sorry, my friend.

My mother has to answer to me. Both of them. Look, Cynthia, I have to go home. Please don’t come with me. I need to confront her.

Okay, but please be careful. If you want to stay at my place, you still can. I’m so sorry.

Where is that woman who calls herself my mother? You had better come here. Where are you, you wicked, disgusting thing?

My daughter, I just came back earlier and noticed you were not home. Were you the one shouting just now? What happened?

My dear pretender, aren’t you ashamed of yourself? I saw you and my husband tonight. Cynthia called me because she saw you two together. I heard your conversation. Mother of the year, clap for yourself, madam. How can you date your daughter’s husband?

Please, I’m sorry, my daughter. Please forgive me. I didn’t mean for you to find out this way.

Save it. You are rotten to the core. You need help. How could you? And if you think Fei cares for you, think again.

Fei does care for me. We love each other. It’s a pity that you were involved. He may be your husband, but he is more of a lover to me than he is to you. Don’t get it twisted.

You are so heartless.

Sarah, Fei and I were dating long before you two met and got married. And when life brought us together again, I knew it was fate. We love each other. What we have is more real than your marriage. Femi and I are more compatible. Listen, I didn’t mean for you to get hurt, but it is what it is. Femi is mine and will always be mine.

My husband is not yours. I’m tired of this conversation. Now go and pack your things and leave my house this instant.

I’m not going anywhere. This is my home as well, and Fei wouldn’t want me to leave. I’m going to bed. I’m bored of this talk. Good night.

I warned you to leave on your own.

Now I will show you what I’m made of. Your bag is outside now. Leave.

You can’t even keep your husband or make him feel loved. You should be happy I was here keeping your home.

Stop it already. I’ve been lenient with you, but you’re just fooling yourself. You don’t deserve this house. You don’t deserve this life. And you certainly don’t deserve Fei. So get out.

You’re just a bitter, old, delusional woman. What you have with Fei isn’t real.

Oh, it’s real because I’m pregnant. And there is nothing fake about that.

You’re pregnant? How?

I found out yesterday. So you see, I am the one for Fei. Think about that. I’m going to my room.

Man of the hour. Shameless man. So you were having an affair with my own mother. How low can you go? You need help. Disgusting.

We weren’t having an affair. We are having an affair. So what about it?

So this is all you have to say? Fei, you are so wicked. How could you treat me this way?

Don’t get me wrong. You’re a good wife, but your mother and I have a greater bond. It is what it is.

So this is it. The end of our marriage. And she’s pregnant as well.

I didn’t know she was pregnant. Did she tell you that? When did she say that?

Yes, she told me. It’s over.

I’m heartbroken. I feel lost, but I’m so thankful I found out in time. I’m going to rebuild my life, and I hope never to see those two people again.

So, Benson, what do you think of my art?

Exquisite. I already purchased a few pieces. You’re so talented. Thank you for sharing your work with the world.

Oh, thank you so much. This was my favorite piece. I’m so happy I did this in such a short time. My paintings definitely deserve to be seen.

I’m so proud of you. You have been through so much, and you persevered. Come, let’s go get dinner.

Babe, after the event, you and Benson disappeared. Where did you guys go? Has he asked you out? I hope you accepted.

We are just friends, and I’m focusing on myself.

Okay, I fully support that, but you had better grab that tall, handsome fine wine before someone else does.

I’m just waiting for my divorce to be finalized. I feel better than ever. I’m going to go freshen up. Good night.

I’m so thankful that my mental health is much better. I’m healing and focusing on myself. I know there are bigger plans out there for me, and I’m going to use my skills to achieve them all. I’m just going to enjoy this work leave and relax. I deserve it. Too much drama lately.

Penny for your thoughts.

What are you doing here?

I made breakfast. Let’s eat.

I’m not hungry. I came here to relax. You must not follow me around like a puppy. What’s wrong with you?

Ever since I told you I was pregnant, you’ve been acting strange. You haven’t gone with me to one doctor’s appointment.

And why would I accompany you there? So they can ask me why an old woman is having my child?

Don’t be silly.

I came out here to relax, and yet you followed me. Don’t get me upset. I’m going to the living room to relax.

What? I just wanted to sit with you.

Leave me alone.

Fine, go.

I can’t let this woman ruin my day. I’m going out for a drink.

Now this is more like it. Peace and serenity. I’m tired of Bonita following me around. Nonsense.

Fei?

Wow. Long time no see. Amazing. Please sit. How have you been? You look great.

I’ve been good. Let’s catch up.

I don’t mean to be too forward, but I heard you were getting a divorce. I hope you’re doing okay.

Yes, I’m okay. I just came here to relax, but I’m so happy I ran into you.

Well, my firm had a business lunch here, but I have to get back to the office and then head home.

Please let me drop you off.

Okay, you can drop me off.

Femi, you’re so funny. I can’t believe you. You know, I’ve always fancied you. And your name, Amazing. Tell me, are you single or married?

I’m very much single, but I don’t think you are ready for another relationship since you’re going through a divorce.

My divorce will be finalized soon, but I want us to keep in touch. I feel it’s fate that we met again after all these years.

We’ll see where it goes then. Perhaps lunch tomorrow. Oh, here’s my stop. Good night, Fei. It was a pleasure.

Good night, Amazing.

Wow. Amazing looks so beautiful. And she’s really doing well in her career. Beautiful and very intelligent. My kind of woman.

So, you’re finally home. Where did you go? And who did you spend time with?

You’re so shameless.

Me, shameless? You had better look in the mirror. Getting pregnant for your daughter’s husband is the real shame.

Why are you acting this way now? I thought with Sarah gone, we would get married and start a family.

You are delusional. I would never marry someone as old as my mother. We had fun, but stop deceiving yourself already.

I can’t listen to you when you are like this. I’m going to sleep.

And where do you want to sleep? Certainly not in this room. Go to the guest room. That is where you will sleep from now on. Am I clear?

Fine.

Go now.

Wow, Fei, this is so beautiful. I like it.

Only the best for you. I really like you. You’re amazing, and I want to show you the kind of person I am. So please give me a chance.

Okay, Fei.

Wow, your house is so beautiful. Do you live alone?

Yes, I do. But my uncle’s wife is here for now, visiting.

Oh, I see.

She’s just visiting for a bit. I have a one-month leave, and I might travel home to relax and all that.

Wow, that’s great. I’m also on a break. Please come stay with me here. It could be very fun. Please say yes.

Yes, I’d love that. I can tell my staff to bring my box here since I’ll be staying here.

Yes, that’s perfect. Please sit and make yourself comfortable.

Okay, I’ll be right back.

All right.

Good day, ma. How are you doing, ma?

And who are you? What are you doing here in my house? Answer me.

Ma, I’m so sorry. I was just visiting. I’m Femi’s girlfriend. I’ll be staying for some time. He told me you’re his uncle’s wife.

His uncle’s wife?

Well, Fei isn’t even divorced yet, and you’ve already set your claws on him. Isn’t that pathetic?

Whoever you are, my name is Amazing. I’m an architect, a beautiful, kind young woman, and I won’t let you call me names.

I can call you whatever I like, Madam Architect. Get out of my way. I’m done with this conversation. Bye.

I really had fun with you today, Fei. And your home is stunning.

Thank you so much. And it can be your home as well, if you want it to be.

I have to ask about your uncle’s wife. She seems kind of intense. I don’t think she likes me very much.

Did she say anything to you? What exactly did she say? You know what? I’m going to speak to her immediately.

No, it’s fine. It’s nothing I can’t handle. Just relax.

Don’t tell me to relax. And you haven’t even told me what she said. Just wait here. I’ll be right back.

Bonita, what did you say to my girlfriend? You had better keep your mouth shut.

So you told her I am your uncle’s wife. You didn’t tell her that I am your ex-wife’s mother, the woman you were having an affair with, right?

Will you keep quiet? She might hear us.

Or that I’m pregnant for you?

Hey, girl, where are you? I’m pregnant for Fei.

What have you done?

The truth. Did you hear what I said? I hope I was loud enough.

I feel so sorry for your daughter and for you, man of the house. Is this the kind of life you are living? You both are disgusting. Don’t ever contact me, Fei. Bye.

So you are really asking me to leave your house? I thought you loved me and chose me.

You’re delusional. I regret ever knowing you. Get out of my house.

My love, another successful gala. My paintings are selling so fast. It’s insane.

You deserve it all, my love. Let me get the drinks. I’ll be right back.

Okay, my love.

Mother. Wow. You’re a cleaner here. Interesting.

My daughter, I have been looking everywhere for you. I tried calling several times. Please forgive me. I know I betrayed you. I’m so sorry.